Actually, it's more "scary" than "amusing" a lot of the time. Night after you got back, he started listing all these horrible things they could do to you... I was like, "SHUT UP MORON SHUT UP" and crying and stuff (even though I'd just got my tablet finally shipped to us).

I was paranoid about you two days after that. (Hey, at least I'm worried, right?)

Um, do they REALLY monitor your emails? Not to pry or anything, but... just curious.