The Ennui of Sleep Deprivation, or Neku tries to piss off a few Pokemon fans.

Alright.... I AM TIRED. Last night I was up coughing my lungs out, and in my agony thought up a few new ships that are bound to get more than a few flames. Neku’s Ships (currently nonexistent) TakeDomi- Takeshi and Domino (Brock and Domino) TakeMusa- Takeshi and Musashi (Brock and Jessie) TakeSaka- Takeshi and Sakaki (Brock and Giovanni) (shonen ai) RivalMascotShipping- Pikachu and Meowth PikapuffShipping- Pikachu and Jigglypuff WobbaShipping- Wobufett and Meowth NyaShipping- Meowth and Skitty NekoLuxuryShipping- Meowth and Persian IndependentShipping- Wobufett and Psyduck LuckyShipping- Meowth and his charm Sushi- Kasumi and Shigeru (Misty and Gary) FlameShipping- Charizard and Vulpix DesperateShipping- Brock and Haruka NerdShipping- Bill and Max NeighborShipping- Brendan and May (from Ruby and Sapphire) GroundShipping- Brock and Giovanni (more shonen ai) Umm.. yeah. And the flames start coming. Just so you know, I don't personally support all of these ships, I just thought that they were ironic/hilarious/a parody of some of the outrageous ships out there. But I do like TakeDomi, or Tulipshipping as I affectionately refer to it. I get the feeling that I am the only one out there who thinks that Brock and Agent 009 are an adorable couple. And NekoLuxuryShipping is a revision of LuxuryShipping, which suggests that the Boss umm.... is more than just friends with Persian. As for NyaShipping, well, I loved "I'm Feeling Skitty" and think that Meowth and Skitty would really make a great pair. Now for a rant on the one ship i have always been devoted to: Diamondshipping. Apparently some fans cite one of the later scenes in Mewtwo Returns as evidence against Diamondshipping. Gio clearly saw Ash, and if Ash is really his son, why didn't he say anything? My answer: Come on you guys! He really wasn't in the state to say anything at the time. Seriously, where his long lost son was was most likely the last thing on Giovanni's mind. Think about it: A prized bioweapon has escaped, and recapturing it may hold the key to world domination. Really, reuniting with your kid and possible heir would most likely be an afterthought- there are bigger fish than that to fry. I think it all makes sense. So yes, logically, Diamondshipping wins again. It's been about two months now since I came out of my closet of TR fandom, and I am starting to find the consequences of it. No, it's not universal social rejection. Rather, it's the jokes made by perverts. Recently, a certain Fuzzy mentioned that there's maybe another meaning to "unite" (after seeing a "Gio for President" thingie from the Web taped to my folder". I kindly informed him that if that's the case, the peoples within our nation need no help "uniting", given the amount of STD'S out there and whatnot. Must type something else.... FOS (Fuzzy over Shoulder) meowmeow meow meow meow meow mew So.... Bush won the election. I have no strong feelings either way..... both candidates suck. I'd like Kerry, but he's pro choice, and I'd go for W, but he's pro war, anti environment, anti gay rights, and a whole lotta other whatnots i disagree with. I agree with blackjack rocket in the assertion that giovanni should have won, but sadly, he is nonexistent. Although he'd rock. *ends political rant mode* Well...... The Return of Team Rocket expansion comes out next Tuesday. Word is the lack of gio cards make it suck, but then, the TCG has never been kind to him. I cite The Boss's Way from the first TR expansion (which is so not him on the card) and the mockery that was Gym Challenge, much as I love Ken Sugimori's art That's all the time I have for ranting now, I must leave. By the way, I have a new community called Order of the Tulip (chibineku) JOIN!