rosejailmaiden

So sometimes when I'm too cheap to buy Jewels on Poupeegirl, I fill out the Offerpal surveys IC.

Back when the Rock Girl event was going on, I earned Jewels to buy one of those awesome dresses by filling out a shitload of surveys as Giovanni.

The fruits of those surveys finally came in the mail today.

The results?

- A coupon for Adam and Eve, a porn/sex toys catalog.
-A National Rifle Association membership offer with the promise of a free duffel bag
- And an offer from The Weekly Standard, a far-right conservative news magazine.



Yeah, that all sounds about right.

I think I will keep doing this now, the fourth wall breaking that results is incredibly lulzy. I have no idea where I'm going to keep Giovanni's mail but hell if I throw it away.

Kath Shop ribbons shop: 13 floors. 11 if you exclude the presents. 2 ribbon only events.
Kath Shop jewel shop: 10 floors. 1 jewel only event, started only to replace the pre-existing "mascot items event" Gloomy event brings the jewel shop floor number even with the ribbon shop.

Every ribbon shop has more items than the jewel shop counterparts.

Celebrity shop: updated every few months, and only with one page of items, tops, one shop at a time. Otherwise a ghost town.

Catchers: 2 Jewel catchers. One that ties in to the current Gloomy jewel shop. The rest are a mix of ribbon and jewel, usually for the same event.

Overall, ribbon goods still make up the majority of pupe items.

So why is it the comm is freaking out like the site is about to dump ribbon items? I'd imagine this would happen with a scaleback of the general ribbon events, not just a seemingly intentional chain of jewel only stuff. For a while people were flipping out about TOO MANY EVENTS, now the staff gives us time to recover after a huge string of good, expensive events and it's some kind of conspiracy against ribbon users. Holy shit, Poupee fandom.