rosejailmaiden

Title: Masquerade
Author: rosejailmaiden
Beta-Reader: nandosagi
Verse: anime, with HG/SS gameverse Rocket executives
Characters/Pairings: Giovanni/Ariana, Petrel, Dr. Zager, Professor Sebastian, Persian
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Alcohol use and a scene of prescription drug abuse
Summary: Everyone wears a disguise at some point. Some wear it to control how the world sees them. Some wear it to hide genius. Some wear it to protect themselves. And some wear it for completely selfish reasons. A twisted tale from the past of how a master scam artist named Francis became a Team Rocket member, where everyone has their secrets, and in which Persian is hungry.

( Chapter 5- Giovanni's Story )

Title: Masquerade
Author: rosejailmaiden
Beta-Reader: nandosagi
Verse: anime, with HG/SS gameverse Rocket executives
Characters/Pairings: Giovanni/Ariana, Petrel, Dr. Zager, Professor Sebastian, Persian
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Alcohol use and a scene of prescription drug abuse
Summary: Everyone wears a disguise at some point. Some wear it to control how the world sees them. Some wear it to hide genius. Some wear it to protect themselves. And some wear it for completely selfish reasons. A twisted tale from the past of how a master scam artist named Francis became a Team Rocket member, where everyone has their secrets, and in which Persian is hungry.

( Chapter 3: An Unforgettable Evening )

Title: Masquerade
Author: rosejailmaiden 
Beta-Reader: nandosagi 
Verse: anime, with HG/SS gameverse Rocket executives
Characters/Pairings: Giovanni/Ariana, Petrel, Dr. Zager, Professor Sebastian, Persian
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Alcohol use and a scene of prescription drug abuse
Summary: Everyone wears a disguise at some point. Some wear it to control how the world sees them. Some wear it to hide genius. Some wear it to protect themselves. And some wear it for completely selfish reasons. A twisted tale from the past of how a master scam artist named Francis became a Team Rocket member, where everyone has their secrets, and in which Persian is hungry.

( Prologue+Chapter 1: The Stage is Set )

Title: Beginnings

 If I ever catch you sticking Sarah Palinisms in Meowth's mouth again, I will fly to New York and shove a DVD of The Undefeated up your ass.

No love,
me

So sometimes when I'm too cheap to buy Jewels on Poupeegirl, I fill out the Offerpal surveys IC.

Back when the Rock Girl event was going on, I earned Jewels to buy one of those awesome dresses by filling out a shitload of surveys as Giovanni.

The fruits of those surveys finally came in the mail today.

The results?

- A coupon for Adam and Eve, a porn/sex toys catalog.
-A National Rifle Association membership offer with the promise of a free duffel bag
- And an offer from The Weekly Standard, a far-right conservative news magazine.



Yeah, that all sounds about right.

I think I will keep doing this now, the fourth wall breaking that results is incredibly lulzy. I have no idea where I'm going to keep Giovanni's mail but hell if I throw it away.

Will be aired at a later date != will never air.

There's a huge difference between the two concepts.

One means "it's too soon after a major natural disaster to show two criminal organizations causing massive destruction to a big city, so we'll air this episode later, okay guys?" The other means "this episode isn't airing at all."


Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

( KITTY )
you're welcome.

Gamespot UK is holding  a Best Videogame Villains contest. Team Rocket is in the voting.

Help them win and vote here.