rosejailmaiden

It's the big Heroes one, with the Heroes season premiere merely six days away. And my first impressions?

Well, Hiro, Claire, and Sylar are on the cover.

"Will Hiro save the day again?"
Well, probably. It's pretty much his show now, to the point they could probably just give him a spinoff called "Hiro" and still have the rest of the cast carrying on the OTHER plots. And I'd watch it. Hiro ROCKS.

"Will Claire survive Sylar's attack?"
Well, Hayden Panettierre has a contract with NBC for another, like 2 seasons, if I'm not mistaken, so probably. Contracts: the ultimate spoiler. (Though I am glad Kirsten Bell is coming back as Elle this season despite early buzz she wouldn't be. If they start pushing Claire into Sue territory again like they came dangerously close to last season, it'll be nice to have ~~Domino~~ Elle to cheer for as she goes all Palpatine on Claire, which we know she will.) Also, as an aside: PUSA, if you ever find youreself needing to cast Domino in a live-action Pokemon movie, please watch season 2 of Heroes and consider contacting Ms. Bell. She is Domino in every way.

and finally, my favorite part... right over Sylar's picture:
PLUS: Heroes' first sex scene

You have to SEE this cover to realize how much this made me LOL. Hayden and Zachary are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. And take into consideration what appeared over Hayden's picture. One thing went through my mind when I grabbed this out of the mailbox a few minutes ago. That the Claire/Sylar shippers are going to have a fucking FIELD DAY with this cover.

And this, friends, is why I avoid the Heroes fanfiction community like the plague. Like. The. Plague.