Olympic Craziness

[rosejailmaiden]

First of all, let me apologize to all the Pokefanboys out there: i made a mistake in yesterday's post. As of today,Red/green versions come out in two weeks. Now, on to the prementioned olympics coverage. First of all, let me vent about the ugly-ass mascots for this years' games. Athena and Phevos. These are the ugliest spawn of hell you will ever see. They look like umm..... things that indicate you are a male. And their feet are huge. I would put a pic of them up, but I fear scarring my readers for life. If you still want to risk eternal scarrage, feel free to type athena and phevos into Google and view at your own risk. Secondly, what's up with the risque goings-on at Olympic Village? They went through their entire first shipment of condoms in ONE WEEK. I mean, it's freakin GREECE! How bored can those athletes get? Also, some people have noted the presence of birth control patches on the backs of some of the beach volleyball players. I'm pro life, and generally oppose such things, but hey, at least they're staying safe.
In school news, I realized my work ethic is craptastic. Not much time left, but let me just say that an hour's homeswork is something like this: Civ. Simpsons. Repeat as necessary

Quote of the week:
You're a monster-
The Gingerbread Man

Comments

[blackjackrocket.livejournal.com]

How do you know they were birth control patches? They look exactly the same as nicotine patches.