...this is bad...

[rosejailmaiden]

I haven't heard from twitchytwitch for two weeks now, and, well... I'm really getting paranoid about her. She's not been in the roleplay, or posting to her journal or Bulbagarden or anything, and I'm just scared to death about her right now. She lives in Saudi Arabia, and, well, women don't really have any rights over there, so now I'm terrified she got killed for saying something wrong or something, and I don't know what I'll do if something happened to her... I suppose me and Azurill would have to just take the RP in the "Nekou and Ria RP" direction and make the best of it, but still...

IF YOU'RE OUT THERE PLEASE COMMENT! I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M WORRIED SICK!

PLEASE tell me you're on vacation, or grounded, or something... my brother's been reading all these books about Saudi Arabia and telling me how bad things are over there, and I don't know what I'll do if you're gone... Please, please be okay Twitchy-chan! Please? I love you...

Comments

[nekusagi.livejournal.com]

I suspect it. Very much so.

Oh, and he wants to know how to say "I'm going to kill you" in Arabic.

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

It depends, to a female or to a male, as Arabic is a gendered language?
And classic or Holy City of Makkah slang? How about Qattifi slang? :3

Sa aqtulak(i)!

The 'i' is only for females~

Haqtulak!/Haqtulakki

Slang.

... I know, I probably wasn't supposed to actually tell you that. -suspected to be a terrorist ohnoez- But I have lots of free time and checking my 174 e-mails is tiring.

[nekusagi.livejournal.com]

Huh? They're going to suspect you as a terrorist?

No, my brother just wants to learn how to say that "in case I ever run into an Islamofascist" (American neo-con slang for terrorists.. not reflective of ALL Muslims, though depending on who in America you ask, it could be... my bro reads some wacky books.)

But hey, we get to laugh at him, right?

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

I'm just being silly, but hey, a Saudi teaching an American how to say that sounds pretty terrorist-y.

xDDD;;

Yes, well, he is at least a source of amusement.

[nekusagi.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's more "scary" than "amusing" a lot of the time. Night after you got back, he started listing all these horrible things they could do to you... I was like, "SHUT UP MORON SHUT UP" and crying and stuff (even though I'd just got my tablet finally shipped to us).

I was paranoid about you two days after that. (Hey, at least I'm worried, right?)

Um, do they REALLY monitor your emails? Not to pry or anything, but... just curious.

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

... That's HORRIBLE! -HUGS-
I can't believe he's your brother... ;-;

I certainly don't think so, or a lot of people would already be in big trouble. Now, things posted in PUBLIC places, maybe. But it would probably be unprofessional self-righteous people who go and alert them of it.

[nekusagi.livejournal.com]

(hugs back)

Yet by some twist of fate... he is. Believe me, I'd love to have the hospital call some time and reveal my brother to be a hot, sensitive guy with an identity crisis...

Wait. Scratch that part. Creepy. Way, way too much Heroes for Neku (and he's her uncle, anyway...)

[twitchytwitch.livejournal.com]

(I don't think most of the Muslims you find in America would understand Arabic outside of a few religious terms and Quranic verses anyway. o.o)